Re: I'VE GOT IT!
That's a pretty cool idea for the Condiment King, actually - he's hilariously useless just as a villain, so why not have him go straight as a celebrity chef/cookbook peddler in the vein of Julia Child or Rachel Ray? I can picture him having a TV cooking show where he's wearing a tacky outfit (probably a loud sportcoat and a fake plastic crown) and cooking food while ranting maniacally about it.
'And now we put the chicken - yes, the chicken, that's right - in the oven! And we - here comes the good part - we turn the dial to 375 degrees! And then we LEAVE IT! IN THE OVEN! FOR ABOUT AN HOUR, AND THEN WE TAKE IT OUT! Unless, um, unless it hasn't browned enough, then we PUT IT BACK IN AGAIN! Hee hee! Then, when it's out - hee hee hee - when it's OUT, yes - when the chicken comes out of the oven, we... EAT IT! That's the good part! And don't forget to have lots and LOOOTS of ketchup with it, because THE CONDIMENT KING - me, that's me! - SAYS SO! BON! AP! PET! TIT!'
And while he's not doing that, he does crimes. Wouldn't that be awesome?