Paging all schools - TEACH FEMINISM AND SELF-CONTROL/OWNERSHIP
There was a trailer on tv I caught the other day, that seemed to have cropped Wuthering Heights down to only the first-gen stuff, made Cathy a quivering Strong Women torn between two stoic boyfriends, and had Heathcliff looking like a younger Jonathan Rhys Meyers in goth fancy dress. I lol'd, and then I thought for a second and spluttered for a good while. NO.