What the fuck was up with romance comics back in the day?
I mean, yes, a lot of it owes to the fucked-up sexual mores our culture had back then (we're still quite fucked-up now, but we have made some progress since then, I think), but so much of this ... FUCK, man.
I mean, I'm pretty much 90-percent straight, but if I'd grown up thinking that this was the way "normal" heterosexual romantic relationship went, I would TOTALLY be up for The Gay.
It's like these comics were written by men who thought that vaginas had TEETH inside of them.