I just have the image of Al Pratt sitting at his computer reading this very post and saying:
"Gah! He would have to mention Hawkman's perfect attendance record, wouldn't he! It wasn't even my fault I missed those three meetings, but I never heard the end of it from the JSA! 'Sorry, Al, looks like you fell short of the record, ha ha ha!' Yeah, big joke, everybody laugh! Bunch of sizeist bastards! Come to think of it, this 'dr_hermes" character sounds like another tall one...probably five-nine, or six-one...well, I don't care! I can take him! I can take them all!"