CHAMELEON has a SECRET SEX LOVE POTION in his LIPS now?
No seriously, that (and the cover, and the general silliness) is pretty much what I was talking about. I don't really give a toss about BND, it's the fact that she's only in the scene so Chameleon can screw up Peter's life by having sex with her with absurd ease. But we all know getting supremely pissed at someone, then going to the extent of chaining the refrigerator closed is code for "I WANT YOU IN ME NOW YOU BIG STUD".
She's not a character here, she's a vagina with legs.