Haha! My boyfriend and I actually entertain ourselves pretty regularly with brainstorming all the ways the situation could end tragically. Last week: "Cripes, it's like I'm dating Wednesday Adams!" Although in Steph's case it's less macabre humor than it is harsh reality.
"Tim and Steph making out emits so much heat that it is like a tiny sun." Snort hee hee heehee!