Read it. It's HIGHLY entertaining. For a shortened version, skip to Criticism and Controversy for the basic reasons why Pat is oh-so-loveable. Read the trivia to find out more about Michiyameritehi Funana. Read the quotes section for even more luls.
and finally, click the "see also" link to understand kamino_neko's subject next to her icon as well as to make sure you never take Pat Lee seriously again.