I always imagined him deadpanning 'Pink Sugar Heart Attack' while a black and white tuxedo kitten named Alfred (replacing Diana) clings to his shoulder.
I think Jason would be Sailor Mars (hurling curses as the viewer/uncaring universe...or getting hit in the face by Damian's lame 'attack'), Dick would be Venus (and strangely comfortable in a fuku), Tim would be Mercury (dork) and I can't decide if Steph should be Sailor Moon or Tuxedo Mask.
Why yes, I have given this a lot of thought...why do you ask?