Imagine a typical conversation between a married man and woman in the background of this fight.
Man: *looks* Woman: *toungue click* Please Harry, I don't know why you look. You know those are fake. M: What? W: Those are fake. If they were real, they'd move more when she runs. M: Honey, she bounced a spear off her left boob and it didn't move, what makes you think they'd move when she runs?!?