Boss: "Weld 'em together-- if one girl moves, she'll move the other-- ha ha! Then for some fun!"
Thug *thinking* "'If one girl moves, she'll move the other?' What the hell is THAT supposed to mean? No, don't say anything; just smile and nod, smile and nod." *sigh* "This sure ain't what I had in mind when I went to weldin' school."