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colonel_green ([info]colonel_green) wrote in [info]scans_daily,
@ 2009-07-22 13:56:00

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Entry tags:char: amadeus cho, char: athena/marvel, char: fat cobra, char: hercules/marvel, char: volstagg, char: zeus/marvel, creator: fred van lente, creator: greg pak, creator: jason aaron, creator: khari evans, creator: michael lark, creator: ryan stegman, publisher: marvel comics, title: incredible hercules

Boisterous Strongmen of Marvel Comics


Four scans from Incredible Hercules #131 and four from Immortal Weapons #1: Fat Cobra.

The dynamic duo wraps up its journey to Hades:  Herc's display of devotion to Zeus, in spite of Zeus' constantly being an ass, makes Zeus realize that Herc has successfully broken the cycle of Gods screwing over their fathers, and so he voluntarily drinks from the Lethe.  Elsewhere, Cho talks with mom and dad, but his little sister Maddy isn't there, which, despite some obvious concerns, causes him to conclude she isn't dead.  He concludes that Athena knew about this, and also that she used to co-control the company that murdered his parents, so decides he isn't going to trust her, and leaves Aegis.






Awww...

Much like the "is Athena a Skrull?" thing, the fact that her potential complicity has been so forthrightly presented upfront makes it highly unlikely she's actually involved.

Elsewhere, Fat Cobra, because of all his boozing and getting whacked on the head, doesn't remember much about his past, so he hired a writer to research it all.  Turns out his history isn't nearly as glorious as he thought it was (there's a reason that he doesn't want to remember it), but there were some bright spots:




He also teams up with Nick Fury to fight werewolves on the moon.

He's also had quite a romantic history; most were one-night stands...



This goes on for a bit...



Heh heh heh.

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[info]majingojira
2009-07-22 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Aww, poor Amadeus. He needs a hug (Someone call Delphyne).

If the rest of the Immortal Weapons miniseries have such fun scenes in them, I think I might be sold on it.

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[info]fungo_squiggly
2009-07-22 05:30 pm UTC (link)
Wenches of Waiting? Surely Fat Cobra meant to say Victory Wenches?

I mean, he isn't waiting for anything, and he just won the contest. He's making a mockery of his whole wenching system!

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[info]warpedhand
2009-07-22 05:42 pm UTC (link)
Fat Cobra says bring Wenches of Waiting, I bring Wenches of Waiting.

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[info]thandrak
2009-07-22 05:46 pm UTC (link)
Waiters. Waiting _upon_ him.

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[info]fungo_squiggly
2009-07-22 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Possible I suppose, if incredibly boring compared to the theory that he has a specific set of wenches whose job is to entertain him when he's waiting around for various things.

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[info]crinosg
2009-07-22 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Exactly. I mean what's better after victory than a hot chick? a hot chick with a sammich.

Fat Cobra: My new role model.

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[info]starwolf_oakley
2009-07-22 08:33 pm UTC (link)
So, it's like Fat Cobra won a pie-eating contest where the prize is *more pie.*

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[info]thandrak
2009-07-22 11:28 pm UTC (link)
He is Fat Cobra.

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[info]statham1986
2009-07-22 05:49 pm UTC (link)
They were waiting for him to win, such is his egotism, I assume. Therefore, Wenches of Waiting.

He says the exact same line in another issue of Iron Fist after he fights Danny.

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[info]fungo_squiggly
2009-07-22 06:02 pm UTC (link)
After beating Danny, Fat Cobra yelled for them to bring him his "Victory Wenches."

He called for his Wenches of Waiting after agreeing to let the Prince of Orphans fight Davos while he sat on the sidelines, even though it had been his turn to fight.

Hence, in my mind at least, the Victory Wenches are for celebrating victories. The Wenches of Waiting are for when he's waiting for his next match.

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[info]colonel_green
2009-07-22 06:06 pm UTC (link)
I always assumed they were the same wenches that he calls different things depending on the situation.

"Wench" is a word I always appreciate having the opportunity to use. It's so fun.

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[info]lonewolf23k
2009-07-22 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Maybe he just won round one?

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[info]salamangkiero
2009-07-22 05:39 pm UTC (link)
all those erotic "martial arts" reminds me of Chiun, Sinanju and the whole Remo/Destroyer thing.

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2009-07-23 02:06 am UTC (link)
and half of the positions in the Kama Sutra have names like that, too.

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[info]greenmask
2009-07-22 06:14 pm UTC (link)
Right, fine, goddesses, wenches, martial sexing. But bra-less large-breasted girls' school physical education? This I do not believe.

Also: :'[ Amadeus.

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[info]sherkahn
2009-07-22 06:40 pm UTC (link)
Having had my ass handed to me in utter humiliation by the hot girl in my dojo who did go braless underneath her tunic, that was the best ass kicking I have ever had.

Cho just should've bit off Athena's head and be done with it, and have her give him an explanation. Now he's set up a heroes quest for himself,but without guidance it may turn him into a villain.

Love that last page. All the visuals ideas...

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[info]colonel_green
2009-07-22 08:02 pm UTC (link)
I'm intrigued by "the wheelbarrow of the gods".

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[info]thandrak
2009-07-22 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Please. This is all according to Athena's plan.

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[info]bluefall
2009-07-23 05:09 am UTC (link)
See, when you say that in this context, I actually believe you.

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[info]thandrak
2009-07-23 11:40 am UTC (link)
Everything is according to Athena's plan! Mwahaha!

(What, you don't think she'd let herself die if it wasn't part of a plan over in Wondy?)

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[info]halloweenjack
2009-07-23 03:43 pm UTC (link)
But bra-less large-breasted girls' school physical education? This I do not believe.

I think that it's a reference to a story that Sylvester Stallone used to tell about how he dodged the Vietnam draft by teaching phys ed at a Swiss girls' school. (He changed his story around the time that Rambo came out, saying that he was 4F because of some vague medical condition. He did attend the American College of Switzerland for a few years, but dropped out before graduation.)

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(Anonymous)
2009-07-22 10:07 pm UTC (link)
So when did Amadeus turn into L?

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[info]ex_naela777
2009-07-23 12:42 am UTC (link)
Thank you.

I was waiting for this post!

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2009-07-23 01:09 am UTC (link)
Motto.

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(Anonymous)
2009-07-22 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Is there any chance someone could post some of the scenes of Herc fighting his dead mortal self? It would be appreciated.

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[info]strangething
2009-07-23 12:50 am UTC (link)
Can anyone identify the big red critter in the eating contest?

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[info]colonel_green
2009-07-23 12:58 am UTC (link)
I think he's just supposed to be the token guy-you-don't-recognize.

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[info]daningram
2009-07-23 01:00 am UTC (link)
Actually, he looks like the alien invader kid from Fin Fang Four

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(Anonymous)
2009-07-23 03:13 am UTC (link)
Googam? Maybe it's just his dad, Goom.

Because everybody knows, Goom got GAME.

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[info]bruinsfan
2009-07-23 06:24 pm UTC (link)
I know it's for comic effect and all, but I don't buy anything remotely human-sized being able to out-eat Volstagg into a stupor. And certainly not in just 10 minutes.

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[info]readeriif
2009-07-23 08:10 pm UTC (link)
The 10 minute thing bugs me also, but I figure that while Volstagg has godly nature and sheer experience, Fat Cobra likely is a master of an esoteric martial art form specifically tailored to eating ridiculous quantities.

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[info]colonel_green
2009-07-23 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it's magic food. If it was regular food, those guys would be there for a while.

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