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cyberghostface (cyberghostface) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-07-19 19:06:00

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char: lex luthor, in-joke: and that's terrible, title: superdictionary

Why DID Lex Luthor steal the cakes?

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	sistermagpie 2009-07-19 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Typical Luthor. Instead of 40 candles he wants 40 cakes. Man knows how to celebrate a birthday. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bariman1987 2009-07-20 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Lex Luthor is having a party. He has a celebration with his closest super-villain friends. He tells the restaurant host "Luthor, party of 37." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jlroberson 2009-07-19 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	I count 21 candles. Lex is vain. Lex lies to himself about his age to prevent the horror of aging from overwhelming him. But then... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jarodrussell 2009-07-19 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	And isn't that terrible? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jlroberson 2009-07-20 01:16 am UTC (link)
	It's worse. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kamino_neko 2009-07-19 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, thank god, this isn't what I feared it was.... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	autumn_lily 2009-07-19 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	I almost hate to ask but...what did you fear it was? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyberghostface 2009-07-19 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Someone once drew a picture of a naked Lex Luthor eating the cakes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jlroberson 2009-07-19 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	And that's REALLY REALLY FUCKING terrible. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	autumn_lily 2009-07-20 12:07 am UTC (link)
	And you know, I had successfully repressed that image...and now it's back. But hey, I asked and you answered. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	foxhack 2009-07-21 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	And now I REQUEST THAT IT BE REPOSTED BWA HA HA HA (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parsimonia 2009-07-22 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Seconded. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	seriousfic 2009-07-20 12:19 am UTC (link)
	There is a stripper in Lex's cake. Inside Lex's cake is a woman who takes her clothes off for money. Lex is very happy to have a stripper. Lex has never known the touch of a woman who doesn't take Mastercard. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jlroberson 2009-07-20 12:26 am UTC (link)
	And even then, she said, "Starr was better." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	persoconchii 2009-07-20 06:53 am UTC (link)
	A burn about a burn, thats a second degree burn! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	GIP kingrockwell 2009-07-20 12:26 am UTC (link)
	:D (Reply to this)

	ulf_boehnke 2009-07-20 06:53 am UTC (link)
	...first started life... Nice to see they include resurrections. (Reply to this)

psychop_rex
2009-07-21 02:56 am UTC (link)

Lex is looking awfully maniacal there. That ain't just a birthday laugh.

'It's my birthday! MWAHAHAHAHA!'

Right, right, slow down there, Lex. It's not like you ASKED to be born.

'You're damn right I didn't! I DEMANDED it! I walked right up to my mother, and took her by the shirtfront, and said 'Mom, either I'm born right now, or I'll kick your ass!''

How did you walk up to your mother and take her by the shirtfront if you hadn't been born yet?

'...SHUT UP!'

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