Your icon made me think of the Joker stealing yet another report card.
Then it made me think that I want to see a Joker story where he does something akin to that one bit of Die Hard With A Vengeance, and makes constant nuanced threats towards the elementary schools. Bomb threats layered on anthrax scares layered on kidnapping plots. Ramping the paranoia of both Batman and the cops up to the bursting point, trying to figure out just what slaughter he's engineering...
... and in the end he just steals this kid's straight A's report card and zooms off giggling.
And Batman is just sort of standing there, actually too shocked to pursue, with the kid standing next to him.
Kid: "... Uh..."
Batman: "... Go have your teacher print you another copy."