I have this image of Ollie occasionally putting on the Bat-costume when he goes out to cruise for some strange.
"Well, hey, it's not that I couldn't keep it in my pants, it's that I couldn't keep it in BRUCE'S pants."
Somewhere out there are a number of blond, blue-eyed kids with fantastic hand-eye coordination whose mothers think that one day they'll go swinging grimly off into the night to collect kid sidekicks in Christmas colors.