I was going to post a page from X-Factor that I couldn't believe hadn't already been put up, what with it being awesomely Relevant To Your Interests. Then I realised it wasn't up because it was Peter David, and I was sad. ETA: And there's a discussion of it on No_Scans, yay!
Instead, have a great Overly Long Gag from (where else?) Cable and Deadpool.