(old man voice)
In the old days we called 'em imaginary stories, 'cause they was made up, see. UNLIKE the regular stories, which we known was REAL!
Why, I remember the time me and my whole family were in a fire, waiting for Superman. They was all incinerated in horrible screamin' agony an' I had third degree burns that left me freakishly scarred to this day. And that was the way it was and we liked it! We LOVED it!