Re: Gail, if you're reading this...
Gail, have you considered writing an entire issue of buttshots? Everyone could have one (at least), even Ragdoll, although that might be too disturbing to contemplate.
I feel safe in thinking that Nicola would enjoy drawing it, and a LOT of people would like reading it. It'd win awards, I tell ya.
(Of course, a Dick Grayson cameo would be essential.)