Selina is bustling around the kitchen when Dinah comes to call.
Selina: Why, hello there, neighbor! Come in!
Dinah: Hi, Selina. Listen, we...
Selina: Oh, did I tell you about Clark and your waffle recipe? He loves it! They're his favorite breakfast now.
Dinah: That's great. Selina, we have to talk.
Selina: *sits down at the kitchen table* About what?
Dinah: *pulls out a chair and sits down* Well, you may or may not have noticed, but during the last week or so, Mia's fashion sense has... changed dramatically.
Selina: A very stylish girl, I always thought.
Dinah: *bitterly* 'Stylish', eh? Over the course of a week, she goes from jeans and belly shirts to biker chic! Studs and black leather!
Selina: So she's rebelling a little.
Dinah: Well, THAT'S fine, except last night we had a little talk, and she told me that she's planning on changing her costume - and guess what she's changing it TO?
Selina: *innocently* Why, I haven't the foggiest.
Dinah: A LATEX BODYSUIT! And moreover, when I forbid her from buying such a thing, she told me that she already has one!
Selina: That's resourceful of her.
Dinah: Selina - she says that you bought it for her.
Selina: Why, I did no such thing!
Dinah: 'Acquired' it, then. Selina, what in the hell are you doing getting my daughter a latex bodysuit?
Selina: Well, Dinah, now that you ask - you may have noticed that Mia and Kon have been getting a little snuggly lately?
Dinah: You could say that, yes.
Selina: Well, I got Mia the bodysuit because... well, she knows what her man likes.
Dinah: *aghast* He likes LATEX?
Selina: Oh, I never said THAT, exactly, but he does have a taste for the bad girls.
Dinah: *angrily* My daughter is not a bad girl!
Selina: *under her breath* Much to my disappointment, no.
Dinah: What?
Selina: *brightly* Nothing! Look, let me show you what I mean. KON!
Kon: *walks down stairs* Yeah?
Selina: Have you noticed that Mia's changed her look lately?
Kon: *grins a little* Uh, yeah.
Selina: Did you know she's planning on changing her costume to latex?
Kon: *eyes glaze over for a moment* Really?
Selina: That's all, dear. *Kon leaves* See what I mean?
Dinah: So this is all for Kon's sake, then?
Selina: Your daughter is in LOVE, m'dear.
Dinah: Selina... She CAN'T have a latex bodysuit for a costume.
Selina: I think she'd look quite fetching.
Dinah: Selina, latex is A: shiny, B: squeaky, and C: too tight-fitting. You can't move fast enough in it. It won't work.
Selina: Well, what are you going to do, then?
Dinah: *helplessly* I don't know.
Selina: Here's a thought - why don't you suggest that she tries leather instead?
Dinah: Leather?
Selina: You and I both know that leather works fine in combat - and has much the same appeal, if you know what I mean.
Dinah: Hmm. I suppose it's worth trying.
Selina: I have a few spare suits that I could have altered for her.
Dinah: Well, it can't hurt to ask, I guess... But what about this latex thing?
Selina: Why not let her keep it? Don't be such a prude.
Dinah: She's NOT going to wear it in public.
Selina: Oh, perish forfend. But in PRIVATE is a different matter.
Dinah: *getting up* I suppose a little harmless fantasy can't hurt - but no more of this, understand, Selina?
Selina: Wouldn't dream of it, dear. I'll start altering those suits for her.
Dinah leaves.
Selina: *to herself* 'Catwoman, Jr.' Oooh, I am SUCH a genius. Penthouse jewel thefts, here we come!