Hehe, brilliant! (Anything after Connor went into a coma doesn't count as canon because it's stupid)
Clark: Selina what did you do!?
Selina: I didn't do anything, why must you instantly assume I'm up to no good?
Ollie: Because your bully of a son broke ALL of my son's arrows!
Clark: Kon wouldn't do that on his own violition. Would he Selina?
Selina: *bambi eyes* Why darling, sweetheart, love of my life, I am positively sure I have no idea what you are talking about.
Ollie: Like hell you don't you witch of a woman! It's all your fault that your boy has been picking on Connor, I know it!
Clark: OLLIE. Watch your mouth! I'm sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this.
Ollie: You always say that Clark, why don't you ever consider the possibilty that your precious Selina is still playing cat burglar and she's roping your "perfect" son into her schemes?
Clark: How dare you suggest Selina has fallen back on her old ways! You've reformed, haven't you darling?
Selina: *skulking out of the room* Uh. Sure sweetie. Whatever you say.
Ollie: Where do you think you're going? I demand an explanation for all the trouble your son has been causing.
Clark: Selina, I think you had best explain yourself.
Selina: Fine! Well, you see here I was, sitting all by myself thinking "what could I do to liven things up a little?" and suddenly I remembered our LOVELY neighbours and their LOVELY children and I just thought.. *interrupted by the door slamming open and a flustered Mia running in*
Mia: DAAAAAAD! Kon doesn't have an ant head anymore but he just flew by, picked up Connor and flew off. I think he said something about the Fortress of Solitude.
Ollie: CLARK! Look what your irresponsible son has done now. He's going to get Connor killed.
Clark: *mutters* I swear to.. *sighs* I knew I shouldn't have let Luthor donate half of the genes.
Ollie: What are you muttering about Kent? My son. Fortress. Go!
Clark: *picks up Ollie zooms off*
Selina: So, Mia, ever thought about using those archery skills to rob a museum?
Mia: What? No! Of course not. Ollie taught Connor and I to use your skills for the good of the public.