I like mysteries. I like aliens. I like men kissing (especially if one of the characters is played by the likes of James Marsters). Therefore, I will watch at least a few episodes. If I enjoy the presentation of the show, I will keep watching it. If, instead, the dialogue makes me want to throw things at my TV, I will fast-forward to whatever make-out scenes I can find and then return the DVDs to the library posthaste. Yep, sounds like a plan.