Of course if Diana's OOC according to you then Polly's kind of stuck being OOC no matter how she responds.
I think I've seen you mention Zeus being old and not being able to modernize before, along with others. It's kind of funny, because I see it easily.
Tell me you can't see him driving into Olympus in a mid-life crisismobile, wearing dress casual clothes in pastels. His shirt is unbuttoned at least halfway down his chest with a ton of chest hair, and he's wearing a couple gold chains. He's got on large sunglasses and is talking on a cellphone making a point of showing the other gods he's to busy to talk to thm.