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Tweak says, "bow chika wah wah"

Doop (xdoop) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-06-23 20:53:00

Entry tags:

char: aquaman/orin/arthur curry, char: batman/bruce wayne, char: flash/barry allen, char: green lantern/john stewart, char: mr. freeze/victor fries, char: superman/clark kent, char: wonder woman/diana of themyscira, creator: dario brizuela, creator: sholly fisch, in-joke: herodickery, publisher: dc comics, title: super friends

Super Friends? More like Super DICKS!

Essentially, Mr. Freeze is working with all these other ice-related supervillains, and they've frozen the city.

What happens to a dream deferred?

Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore--
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?

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	khaosworks 2009-06-23 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, so Freeze shouldn't really have frozen an entire city just for his own convenience, but still... what a bunch of unempathetic assholes. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bluefall 2009-06-23 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	In their defense, Doop cut the page immediately after in which they explain "dude you're an imbecile, if you'd just come to us we'd have tried to help you but no you had to be a dick and freeze the city." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

kingsuperman, 2009-06-24 07:01 am UTC

bluefall, 2009-06-24 09:15 am UTC

neuhallidae
2009-06-23 08:49 pm UTC (link)

Wait. I could be wrong, but most glass used in industrial buildings is strong enough to withstand a pile-up of snow, but not the sudden force of a tidal wave. So wouldn't the wave have caused a shitton more damage than the snowbanks, and therefore make the Superfriends even bigger assholes in this situation?

...Or should I just not risk the headache and quit trying to apply any sort of science to this?

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	fungo_squiggly 2009-06-23 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	On occasion, whenever DC heroes are someplace really cold like Alaska or Antarctica or wherever, they really ought to bump into Mr. Freeze wearing his bermuda shorts and sandals. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dickdickdick 2009-06-23 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Bonus points if he's holding a tropical drink with a little umbrella in it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	icon_uk 2009-06-24 03:29 am UTC (link)
	He pretty much does exactly that at the start of "Sub-Zero", going swimming with polar bears in the Arctic waters in his trunks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	scottyquick 2009-06-23 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	He could just move to Canada. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lbd_nytetrayn 2009-06-23 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	It's actually fairly warm in Toronto as of late. --LBD "Nytetrayn" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

scottyquick, 2009-06-23 10:18 pm UTC

unknownscribler, 2009-06-24 01:17 am UTC

scottyquick, 2009-06-23 10:19 pm UTC

lbd_nytetrayn, 2009-06-23 10:37 pm UTC

parsimonia, 2009-06-23 11:33 pm UTC

lbd_nytetrayn, 2009-06-23 11:41 pm UTC

parsimonia, 2009-06-23 11:50 pm UTC

lbd_nytetrayn, 2009-06-23 11:54 pm UTC

bluefall, 2009-06-24 12:04 am UTC

foxhack, 2009-06-24 01:27 am UTC

scottyquick, 2009-06-24 10:25 am UTC

foxhack, 2009-06-24 12:39 pm UTC

scottyquick, 2009-06-24 01:14 pm UTC

foxhack, 2009-06-24 01:18 pm UTC

kingrockwell, 2009-06-24 01:47 pm UTC

foxhack, 2009-06-24 01:48 pm UTC

nezchan, 2009-06-24 09:53 am UTC

parsimonia, 2009-06-24 10:02 am UTC

scottyquick, 2009-06-24 10:26 am UTC

kitty_tc_69, 2009-06-24 01:29 am UTC

	Omg. omgwtflolbbqbye 2009-06-23 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	That was awesome. "Live out one of your life long dreams will you! We don't think so!" I thought it was going to end with Superman letting Freeze hang out in the Fortress of Solitude or something equally adorable. But nope, it ends with a depressed Mr. Freeze and the JLAsshole standing smugly outside, smugly grinning like they're watching a zoo exhibit. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Omg. nevermore999 2009-06-23 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Not too defend the dickishness, but letting Freeze in the fortress of solitude would be pretty stupid. Freeze would find a way to steal one of the weapons in there, easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

yaseen101, 2009-06-24 03:36 am UTC

nevermore999, 2009-06-24 10:42 am UTC

	Re: Omg. darkknightjrk 2009-06-24 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Heh. JLAssholes. Going to have to remember that one. :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	volksjager 2009-06-23 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Why is everyone short and stubby ??? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	perletwo 2009-06-23 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Because DC Kids wants to sell more Lego Block Dolls? that's my guess, anyhoo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

brandiweed.livejournal.com, 2009-06-23 09:58 pm UTC

perletwo, 2009-06-23 10:11 pm UTC

icon_uk, 2009-06-24 03:30 am UTC

nezchan, 2009-06-24 10:00 am UTC

	darklorelei 2009-06-23 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, you dicks. I <3 Mr. Freeze. I've been systematically forcing all my friends to watch his B:TAS episode. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	superfan1 2009-06-24 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Yeah ditto! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tanetris 2009-06-24 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Next make them watch the Mr Freeze episode of The Batman. So they too shall know what it is to have their souls crushed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	icon_uk 2009-06-24 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Then make them watch his appearance in "Batman Beyond", it's one of my favourite episodes of the whole DCAU franchise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

lurkslikefox, 2009-06-25 06:19 am UTC

icon_uk, 2009-06-25 06:33 am UTC

	lbd_nytetrayn 2009-06-23 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm, have we ever had SuperFRIENDdickery before? If not, I nominate this for the christening. --LBD "Nytetrayn" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dejadrew 2009-06-23 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	I hereby christen this page "superfrienddickery!" (breaks champagne bottle over monitor.) AAAGH! Get me a towel! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thandrak 2009-06-23 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	This issue had the Blue Snow Man! (Reply to this) (Thread)

seriousfic, 2009-06-23 11:41 pm UTC

magus_69, 2009-06-24 12:01 am UTC

thandrak, 2009-06-24 07:00 am UTC

	liarashadowsong 2009-06-24 01:21 am UTC (link)
	...Couldn't Mr. Freeze just, y'know, move to Alaska or northern Canada or Siberia? Instead of freezing a city, I mean. (Reply to this) (Thread)

icon_uk, 2009-06-24 03:34 am UTC

liarashadowsong, 2009-06-24 09:03 am UTC

icon_uk, 2009-06-24 09:31 am UTC

kingrockwell, 2009-06-24 02:00 pm UTC

	killermoth1 2009-06-24 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Hey, atleast this gives Mr Freeze more depth than what DC has been giving him! (Reply to this) (Thread)

killermoth1, 2009-06-24 02:01 am UTC

psychop_rex
2009-06-24 02:33 am UTC (link)

Freeze, you imbecile. I mean, yes, it's very touching that you just want to walk around like a normal person, but there is no reason to freeze a whole city to do it. Three words, Freeze - Move. To. Antarctica. It's below zero there pretty much all year round, except for the height of summer, and even then, you get snowstorms that bring the temperature down. Furthermore, you're a scientist, and the only people who live in Antarctica are scientists and maintenance people. If you're THAT anxious to lead a more-or-less normal existence, just serve your time nice and quietly, be a model prisoner, and then, when your term is up, suggest to the parole board that, since there really is no way for you to live a normal life in the rest of the world, you should be transferred to Antarctica to help do research in conditions no other human could survive. I can practically guarantee that they'd leap at the chance to get you out of their hair, and you'd cost them practically nothing - you wouldn't even ring up a heating bill. Whaddaya say?
...I know, I know, this is a kid's comic. But still, it's so incredibly simple.

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psychop_rex, 2009-06-24 02:58 pm UTC

	nezchan 2009-06-24 09:55 am UTC (link)
	I dunno why, but I'm totally loving the chunky look on Wonder Woman there. And her expression in that last group panel is about the cutest thing EVAR! (except for her ^^ face when she makes donuts for the JLA that time) (Reply to this)

	silverzeo 2009-06-24 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh we are the Buddy Bears, we always get along. If you ever disagree, that means you are wrong, Oh, we are the Super Firends, we always get along At least in this they didn't resort to their old fashion method of dicussing morals, pummeling each other into buildings with cheap speeches while the villain's plan is going on right besides them. (Reply to this) (Thread)

ozlelila, 2009-06-24 07:22 pm UTC