*goes back and reads it again* I completely missed that little textbox above the panel. Still, on the surface it's a tad silly.
"Pardon me officer while I present the back of my unarmored head to your shotgun, and replace this manhole cover I flung somewhere behind me while I duck into the sewers. That's a good lad, now. Oh, did you hear the bingo hall is running a special event on Wednesday? It'll be fun!"