And you totally constructed the second part to sound dirty the first time you read if it you're an S_D regular, didn't you? But Bruce probably did manage to get ahold of Ma Kent's apple pie recipe... (and it doesn't turn out as well when Alfred prepares it because pies aren't his specialty, unfortunately; Bruce would help him but her almost burned down the kitchen last time he tried to cook something more difficult than a cold sandwich... and... dammit, stop making me fanfic! >_< ... ;P ... ^_^).