Kon! Cass! OMG I love this! Except the Bat-Dickery, I could do without that. I'm hoping in vain that the 'his kind' line actually means 'person who acts like an idiot' (this is the version where the human half of his DNA is from Lex Luthor, right? that means he should have gotten Clark-smarts and Lex-smarts, assuming it works that way in the first place). I want to see more like this, save the part where Bruce makes an ass of himself.
Also, when everyone read the "Anyone ever tell you that your voice drops an octave when you get all commander-like?" line, did anyone else's brain continue Kon's lines with "It's kind of hot." for no apparent reason? *hoping for a "it's never just you" motto on this one; stupid Tim/Kon-shipping subconscious*