ashez2ashes (ashez2ashes) wrote in scans_daily, @ 2009-06-07 11:21:00 |
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Entry tags: | char: chuck norris, publisher: star comics, title: chuck norris and the karate komma |
Chuck Norris and the Karate Kommandos: Issue #4
I found a comic the other day that I think really represents the true Scans Daily spirit. I'm proud to bring you...
In order to preserve the flavor of this comic, I have decided to also include several of its ads. The page count should still be within the limit..
The ninja that attacked him is in fact, Chuck Norris student. Yes, Chuck Norris's idea of a casual stroll through his property involves getting attacked by ninjas.
Chuck Norris and his Karate Kommandos live on Chuck's estate. Which I would compare to a hippy commune if I didn't want Chuck Norris to come and punch me in the face.
His Karate Kommandos consist of a sumo wrestler, a ninja, two kendo experts, his niece, and his adopted Asian son Too Much. Yes the kid's named Too Much. Sublte comics. Subtle.
Tang suspenders? And a headbend? Wow. I cannot contain my excitement.
Suddenly, Chuck gets a signal from the President. A top goverment scientist's daughter has been kidnapped! Is Chuck Norris a bad enough dude to save her? Of course he will you unbelievers! And he will do so...
IN SCUBA GEAR!
(All those who doubted Chuck Norris make your peace with God because he's coming for you RIGHT NOW).
Scary. BOUNCING. Ugly. BALLS.......with a half naked green man in tight jeans cowering in fear. There are no words.
Chuck Norris and his Kommandos defeat the kidnappers with KARATE.
Actually no. Just kidding. Chuck shooots him.
Ok, so double kidding. It was knock out gas. Oh Chuck and his wacky jokes pretending to shoot people in the face. It went over great at his sister's wedding.
Oh nos! An evil organization with a ninja star for their symbol was really behind the kidnapping? Whatever could their evil organizations theme be?
Yeah, I have no idea either. Tune in next time: Will Chuck Norris confront the evil organization? Will he be able to def--
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