"Bruce Lee never died. The true cause of his disappearance is that he asked Chuck Norris to teach him how to perform a roundhouse kick. Being good friends, Chuck Norris promised to teach him, but only after Bruce Lee embarked on an epic journey of the spirit that is still taking place entirely within Chuck Norris's beard." History disagrees. Bruce Lee beat the hell out of Chuck Norris. >:(
And while I think it's an old joke, it seems only relevant to link this game I made a few years ago.