I like the Groucho-esque Humour personification and the "duh duh" Action anthropomorph the best. As for Marxist-Feminist Postmodernism, that's just Willingham being Willingham I guess... *eyeroll*
Seems to me though that since Kevin Thorn's world already rests, broadly, within the fantasy genre, maybe that's the genre he should be sticking with? Although perhaps there should be two Fantasy personifications, one the fair-folk sort we see in the second scan and one the orc-slaying warrior type.