1) I doubt Quesada actually goes to comic forums in order to read what people think of his stuff, except maybe to feed on their despair.
2)I'm hoping the "violated by a clown", would tip people off I'm not being serious, since that may be the most absurd thing ever thought of.
3) If it makes you feel any better, next time I will place a disclaimer stating that my posts are strictly satirical and not meant to be taken seriously.