You could be my anti-hero frienemy! I'd be all "look, you, please drive safely, there are pedestrians all around you", and then you'd swoop in and punch them in the throat, and I'd be all "Ah! No! Throat-punching will just further congest traffic! THIS IS MY CITY! MY RULES! Wah!"
A bit of angst, you know, but when the zombie apocalypse comes we'd totally team up and kick ass.