I wish there was a modern version of Doug in the MU. Especially if Adam Warren was writing him. Yes. Yes. Adam Warren writing a twenty-something who sees the language of everything...would he be semeiopathic...would be awesome. Every panel could contain a cloud of adjectives to explain what he saw/read that we couldn't.
And before any fans say, "But that'd be boring, who wants to read about a guy who translates stuff," I say to you every person who read The da Vinci Code.