How long would it take for that to become standard-issue on Scott Free's mother box?
Scott: Okay, while I ferret the lockpick out of my boot and break the straitjacket with my teeth, the mother box plays MILF porn to distract Darkseid. Hey, Bats, you want some MILF porn to use against Darkseid? It's super effective!
Batman: That's... alright. If it ever comes to that, I'll just... ... ... shoot him. With a gun.