Re: WIN
It's even better if you imagine Darkseid walking on on them ...
DARKSEID: O HAY MOM JUST GOT BACK FROM OPPRESIN THA SHIT OUTTA SOME SLAVES IN OUR FIREPITS AND OH NOES WTF R U DOIN???
HEGGRA: OMG STFU UXAS MY MILLENNIA-OLD PUSSY HAS NOT SEEN ANY ACTION SINCE UR DAD'S GRANITE SLAB DORK AND WHAT FUN IS BEING QUEEN OF THIS SHITTY HELLHOLE OF A PLANET IF I CAN'T BE A COUGAR ON THE PROWL???
DARKSEID: BAAAWWWWWW BRB DESTROYIN TEH UNIVERSE
... AND THUS BEGAN DARKSEID'S QUEST FOR THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION.