You know, Grant Morrison spends so much time and energy on his trippy stories with everything so carefully planned, but the guys in the silver age just seemed to do it like eating candy. You can almost see why he's fascinated with the time period. Lex is Superman, but not a Kryptonian, Clark is Batman...oh, and he has a rich uncle in Gotham City to make him more like Batman...which is I guess where he gets Bruce's butler...but he doesn't know he's Kryptonian...until he gets explosed to a malfunctioning toy gun...at which poing he gets gold fever...and the only way to fix it is for Lex to give him his powers...and then go away...to space. Oh, and Clark and Lois get married and Lex comes with them on their honeymoon.
Is there some kind of drug you can take that just makes your mind make stories like an overenthusiastic 7-year-old boy? Because I want some!