I know exactly where Lois is coming from, but still - crockpots are awesome. Particularly if you're married to Superman. You take a couple minutes on your lunch break, pull a quick recipe off the internet, tell your super-hearing super-speed husband to fly home and dump all the stuff in the pot and turn it on, bang, boom, that's dinner. Silver lining, Lois. They're being douchebags but that's still a great present.
Love the wedding, though. And I generally loathe weddings on principle, so that's saying something.