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There are two types of people in the world: people with souls and people who do not like Mr. T. True Fact.
Previously on Mr. T and the T-Force: Mr. T fought a 10 foot tall Incan warrior and battled a tentacle monster in his mind!
A few weeks ago, I promised you Mr. T and the T-Force Issue #3. Unfortunately, the later issues changed creative teams and the comic became 98% less cracktacular. Several times, they try to be all serious and stuff, boooo. Still, there's a little crack to be had. Especially if taken completley out of context!
Mr. T's gold chains shine with their own inner light. Most likely because they are suffused with pure justice.
In issue 3 Mr. T fights a drug lord and his minions who are armed with... KILLDOZER!
Mr. T dispatches the drug lord and his minions... with science! Stay in school kids and you too could set people on fire in the name of justice!
A short bit from Issue 3's letter's page:
Mr. T on the home shopping network! What the... Aww, I can't find a clip! Youtube you have forsaken me! Oh well, here's Mr. T's flavorwave informercial.
Even while mowing the lawn, Mr. T is hardcore.
Mr. T can throw Chi blasts. True fact.
He also operates his own phone se--err I mean help line.
Finally, in the Mr.T annual we have Mr. T vs... Man-Spoiler?!
Heh, just kidding that doesn't really resemble--
Holy crap! Steph, what did you do to yourself?! I know you're trying to compete with Conner for Tim's love but that's going too far!
Tune in Next time When: Actually, there won't be any more Mr. T and the T-Force from me... but tune in next time for... Chuck Norris and the Karate Kommandos!