Hmm. Scans_daily is having trouble with the "accent" Walt Kelly used in his Pogo tales! I know! I'll provide a handy-dandy translation, seeing as how I'm having no trouble with it.
OWL: Shucks! The fish keep slipping off of my hook. ALBERT: Owl, all you do is complain about your missed fishes, when I've failed to catch more fish than you'll ever know! OWL: LIES! ALBERT: Ha! I've won awards for the amount of lost fish I've lost! Once, there was a catfish 6' long! OWL: I've almost caught fishes 7' long! ALBERT: I don't believe it! OWL: You callin' me a liar??? I'll whip you with my fishidy pole! ALBERT: And I'll defend maself! BUG: Yippe! Fit each other into the riggin'! Ma sakes, whut a passel of derring do--
Wait. Walt Kelly's Pogo is supposed to be enjoyed as it was originally presented, accent and all.