Don't forget giving a ring to a guy named Sinestro. That's gotta be in the top five. I mean, c'mon, Sinestro?
"Okay, we have three finalists for the vacancy in the Green Lantern Corps; Mr. Integrity, GroovyDude and Sinstro. Hmmm..." "Mr. Integrity and GroovyDude? Those names were obviously made-up. I'd go with Sinestro. He's got a face you can trust."