Bah. You probably need some $800 dollar an hour mechanic with an attitude named Vlad who works at a flying car garage that's only open on Thursdays between the hours of 1 and 1:30pm. Parts are back ordered for 9 months at a time because of a strike at the flying car parts factory in Indonesia, an oil change will cost you more than a mortgage payment, and even Flo from Progressive laughs in your face when you call about collision insurance.