Not being of that persuasion myself, I think I'd just yell a blue streak at him at him for crashing into the toolshed and causing a mess - there's not a lot of room in my front yard. Were it a lovely lady at the helm, though - well, I'd probably still yell at her, 'cause anyone trying to land a plane in my front yard would be a lunatic, especially considering that directly in BACK of my house there is plenty of flattish land that one could use for a runway (or, of course, one could always just take the plane a little further over and land at the regional airport, which is a hop and a skip away from my place). I might yell in a slightly more gentlemanly fashion, but I'd still yell. So what was this love interest's name, anyway? And where was she located?