The fact that he barely noticed lightning behind him was the first clue he was from Germany. Das blitzen! Oh, those Nazis. Bringing everyone together against a common enemy. Giving us irrefutable examples of evil. Giving us excuses to end Internet arguements. Is there nothing they can't do?
But Captain Marvel started a fight in a church. I can no longer believe in him. ::weeps::
"Enlist me first! My name is Arshag Mesrop Atrash!"