For example, the line about "a bitter, depressed old Spider-Man humorlessly fight bad guys in a perpetual state of mourning" couldn't be farther from the truth. He cracks jokes throughout the duration of the series. One of the story's arcs is Spidey finding his true self again--he's hardly a depressed old codger the whole time.
I could discuss the rest of what they say, but I'm abstaining for now as I don't want to spoil anything for those who want to see what happens as the story unfolds.