MJ: Oh honey come over right now, I'll make you some tea.
Geez, they just keep making it worse. Selling your marriage to the devil is bad enough, but then getting back with your defined-by-hot-sexy-adventure ex who you were still friends with anyway? My heart breaks for Mary Jane and my foot aches for the asses of those in and around this story.
Plus, yep, still racist.
And not funny. "Ooh, you called a lady Sir! Aren't you just the quippiest and quirkiest of all the year nine girls!"