Kai Parker is not the craziest in Equilibrium (abominationtwin) wrote in saveatlantisic, @ 2018-06-06 17:14:00 |
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Y'know I kept a diary for a few years. There's a weird novelty not writing May 10th over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...
Hey there June 1st. Lets do this!
Okay if I have to do this every day I'm gonna have to start doing some really interesting stuff. I don't know what's interesting stuff beyond being a loveable rogue to the people from home. But Claire super hates when I do that.
I am weirdly fond of the reliance of acronyms this time has.
Like LOL. And BRB and PMSL but that's sorta gross. Because why would you acronym that. Are you somehow proud of it? This is a weirdass decade but time moves normally so that's a fair trade off.
LOL.
Sometimes I think Damon doesn't actually accept our bromance. And that makes me sad. He totally saw the thing that was the greatest most hillarious bit of video editing ever.
He's probably trying to be all boring and good now that he's a lame human.
...I should set him up with someone.
UGHHH Dr annoying is back. And will continue to disapprove of me. Still he hasn't stopped her seeing me yet, so that's cool.
I'd ask him why but he'd probably just glare. He's not even as cool as original him though so, whatever.
Whaaat is that song, ohh whoo hoo. Don't bring me down!
It's a kind of day like that. I have nooo idea why but here I am. Being not brought down.
I should cook something tonight. I mean I'd offer the housemates but I bet they think I'm gonna poison them or some crap. Claire though, I might ask her?
Do I talk about her a lot weird diary thing? Is this a if annoying Doc found you I'd be in trouble kind of deal? Maybe I should burn you?
Eh. I'll keep it on the back burner.
Hah, Back burner.
I HAD NO IDEA THEY MADE MORE LETHAL WEAPON.
Netflix and chill basically. Or Atlantiflix. Or whatever. I'm invested.
I think emo rock shaker is still missing her kid. She probably doesn't exist now anyway. I mean, I'm guessing it's missing her and not just being emo for some other reason. It's not like we talk much. I should ask Claire. She might be proud I figured it out I guess.
God I do talk about her a lot.
But literally who cares. No one will read this.
Today was weird. Like, really frickin weird. Like levels of weird I have never before...
weird. Okay?
I guess I'm indifferent to corn on the cob.
I can cook it better than like, anyone else on a BBQ (acronym yay) and I kinda weirdly prefer the cute little babycorns but I didn't expect to almost be late for work so I could explain the nuances of how awesome a cook I am to some lame market research guy.
So there was this whole sleeping beauty thing today. Seems like you had to be kissed to be woken up. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to have no friends. Like no one could wake you?
I guess you can't be embarrassed when you're in magical sleep.
Can you?
If Elena was here I'd ask her.
Anyway. There's jerky, bye.
Ate too much jerky.
Might die.
Can all powerful Heretics die from jerky poisoning.
Probably not but they did take my magic away, on the other hand I'm already dead twice over.
No Atlantis. One song played over and over is not as fun as you might believe.
Least it's not THAT song
It's Damon's birthday soon. He's all human now and getting older. I don't know, what do you get for the guy who straight up killed you.
I could promise not to annoy Bonnie but I mostly do that anyway cause I think she's ignoring me. It's rude frankly.
HOLY CRAP THATS DARTH VADER. I bet he's awesome.
I should say hi but like, I don't want to get all fanboy cause only losers do that.
It's still pretty cool though. Even if he did wuss out at the end. I'd have killed the Emperor, sure, but the whole dying for someone else thing, what the hell dude?
Yeah well, obviously vegetables are good for you. I mean come on, don't keep droning on and on and on about it. God.
I'm gonna make some kind of stir fry thing tonight though. Not cause they told me to, it just, I guess it got it all in my head.
I bet I got get a team together to play the Trivia night. Cause Go Fish is boring. Like it's someones hell, just playing Go Fish over and over and over.
Know what sucks about being a sociopath that murdered a bunch of people. Kissing booths. Kissing booths suck because everyone's like oooh no can't kiss the crazy person. Lexi glared at me with this look. This look that was part disgust, part I will kick your ass. And annoyingly she could cause she's old. Like, not Original old but old enough that without my magic she'd win.
I WANT IT BACK.
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Hey look, a celestial event. A pointless celestial event I can't use. Yay.
But also party, parties are cool I guess. Maybe I'll get one of my girls to dance with me. I have girls. I have friends.
They're so weird. I wouldn't be friends with me. I mean I'm awesome but also y'know, murderous and crazy.
A bunch of people are hungover. Like losers. Me, I'm gonna make me some doughnuts. That's one of the things I like about this crazy mess of a war. There's fights and drama but also doughnuts.
Think if I sent one to Bonster she'd assume it was poison. Where would I even get the poison. That;s just over complicated. But she's weird and paranoid all the damn time. I guess cause I stabbed her.
Harley frickin Quinn. Oh my god this is AWESOME. I mean there's all the weird creepy Joker, but he's not here and that's pretty cool because he's crazier than me. Like I'm not just gonna blow things up cause wacky chaos. I'm so much better than that.
It's not all about chaos. Chaos is boring.
She said something about 'helping me'. Bets on Kathy getting jealous. Or Claire telling me it's not healthy.
Of course it's not healthy but she needs to give me a better reason now doesn't she? If she can think of one.
I might have stood outside for a while today, just hoping for lightning to strike. Which is weird right? But what if it did and I got magic from it? Or something, some power back. I'd take anything right now.
Still no lightning. I think Kathy thinks I'm going crazy. I'll buy her tacos and she'll be cool. Or something. Apparently yelling at clouds is not a good look for me.
Dude, I spent 18 years in perma 1994 and indoor sunglasses were never cool.
Livvy.
I'll just silently mock her. It shows progress. Looks good on the books and all that.
Piercings on the other hand are pretty effortlessly cool. But I figure I'd just heal them up right? All vamp healing? I should ask Kathy. She'd probably have piercing related opinions. And was pretty much vamp queen of fashion for ever. I mean she really is perfect, right? What the hell is wrong with me?
I mean aside from the obvious Heretic sociopath mass murderer parts but those are quirks if anything.
You know what Diary, sometimes I wonder if I should just, y'know...sit there and tick all her shrink boxes and just...
I don't have a win here. Not her, not my magic. There's genuine bias and it's bullshit. I should complain, but to who, Dr Grumpy, Dr Snarky Brit?
I mean there's genuinely more chance of Harley getting her medical license back isn't there...
Mud baths.
Like, it sounds more fun than it actually is. You'd need to have proper showers right there instead this is basically like what pigs do.
I'm bored and I'm annoyed and I'm rambling.
Man that's a sucky combo.
So, I need to work stuff out, right?
To really sit down and do pro con lists, to be that guy. Because what the hell even is my life. Nothings changing with the stupid feelings. I have the never gonna happen, I have the currently happening and ironically I have the it happened once in a dream. Isn't that one of those meme things? But seriously? Seriously? Because the heart wants what the heart wants and it's a goddamn idiot.
I keep seeing people flipping coins today. That'd be awesome. Decide everything by coin. Just be like, heads or tails. But then we all know where that would lead. Bad places. Really bad places.
Why am I even writing in this still? There is wayyy too much blackmail material in here. Or there would be if I cared about anyone seeing it.
I don't.
I mean, Claire probably shouldn't ever see...
Do you think Harley'd give me like, anti therapy? It'd be totally more my speed.
I'll ask.