So who wants to help me move from the hotel to, let's see. The shared home of I'm guessing a nice married couple and Charlie Weasley (who is now officially drafted into the Quidditch League, that's what you get). Just kidding, I don't have anything to move. Wow, that's kind of depressing.
Yeah, I've decided to stay. I was offered a position here that I really couldn't turn down. You're looking at (reading from) the new Director of Sports and Recreation. I'm going to be working with Benjy Fenwick and Katie Bell, my new Quidditch Ambassadors (I can assign titles, I think) to get a Quidditch League started, so expect sign-ups soon! I'll also be working on getting some other sports started. I've got a list. I'm checking it twice.