November 6 | Clarice Fong
Can we be done with parties???
No wait can we be done with food and drink that makes you do weird shit you cannot come back from? this is important.
Um also apparently I need to take off work again to babysit a bunch of pets, a number of which might or might not be people. If anyone would like to come over and sedate a puppy stuck in a grown ass man's body so he'll stop trying to smell, bite and lay on me that'd be nice.
Edit: a) Has anyone seen Alicia Spinnet walking around very doglike? b) Anyone got a tranq gun I can borrow I'm serious.