22nd July | Netpost
I've heard it's good etiquette to introduce oneself here.
Well, quite frankly, I don't give a fuck about etiquette but, since I'm going to be here for the foreseeable future, I thought why the fuck not?
I'm Eleanor Guthrie. Apparently your military thinks I can be useful to them as an Accounting Officer. Someone here has a well developed sense of irony, I'll give them that.
Anyway, it suits me to stay for a while so who around here is going to put me out of my fucking misery and get me a drink?