You are not the first person I heard that from. But you don't want to know the extent of the damage THERE. Really.
I've luckily avoided any funerals.
I have yet to attend a funeral, though this is not b/c people haven't been dying on me. I refuse to go. It does not speak highly of me, I will be the first to admit it, b/c this is such a basic courtesy that it speaks volumes that I refuse to give it. I have given myself (convoluted) reasoning to not make me feel as bad, but in the end, I really AM my own pity party here. ;)