I should probably be more freaked out by waking up in a strange hotel in Salem, then being unable to reach home. I should also be more freaked out by the fact that it appears I can't leave from what I have been able to tell, and the reports I have seen in both the local newspaper as well as this The Spectator news source. Which has led me to this network.
So. Is there any actual answer to all of this, or just theories?