Van + The Skeleton Key(chain)
Three words, my friend: (re)animated catfish skeleton.
…with legs. It looked like a silver coated set of bones but with a surprisingly tooth-y mouth. Fisher claimed it was created to help keep track of her keys. Unfortunately, it did so by finding whatever bag – or pocket – the keys were in and clamping on with the aforementioned teeth. Also it wasn't that great at identifying which ones were Fisher's keys.
The boney little nightmare spent a week chasing Van and hanging onto his keys – or whichever pocket he was carrying them in.